Robinson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robinson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robinson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.

Robinson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.

Although usually a guy's name, it can be a girl's name too. Robinson is a tall & pretty girl who changes the lives of everyone she knows. Everyone loves Robinson, and those who don't are insane! She can be active, but she's also talented in other ways, like making jewlery and giving good advice to her friends. She always has a good story to tell. She completely trustworthy, hilarious, and downright awesome.

A man with an average stomach but very perky tits.

When you are waiting to leave for lunch and one member of the group goes to the toilet, wasting everyone's much valued lunch time.

Scoring three hat tricks in three consecutive hockey games against a bunch of out of shape old men.

(n) 1. A reference to one's own smaller than average penis, particularly smaller than three inches. 2. A name given to someone who's penis is less than three inches.

ryhmind slang - robinsons fruit and barley : charlie (cocain)

1. Fictional character from a 70's televison show.
2. My drunk roomate who has ADD but doesn't want to admit it.

a set of very small fingers