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A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.



I Didn't Ask For This
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Example:
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.


I didn't make it
When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.
Example:
I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.


I didn't get a call
A response given when an individual or group of people are talking about a recent past event that they attended that you weren't notified of/invited to.
Example:
A: "Hey BLG wasn't that party last night sick??"
B: "Hell ya man"
You: "Mmhhh.... must be nice! I didn't get a call!"


I didn't vote for Bush
A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
Example:
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)

Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.


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