Roseland

Small town in New Jersey. The typical American kids, would hang around the park playing hockey and football. They would than head to the center of town to usually eat at la pizza and then go to the convenience store next door to get candy. This town always developed tight groups of friends, as they would roam the streets till as late as midnight. The kids would make thousands of memories, sometimes risking their lives for the good ole sake of fun. Arguably the most legend group of Roseland kids of all time, Mike L, Ryan L, Liam T, Drew D, Kyle G, Tom C, defined what Roseland was. These kids will go down in Roseland history, so to the other Roseland boys that read this one day, please, carry on the great traditions. Roam the town in the day and at night, make memories, play sports at the park, and then eat at la pizza or the chicken factory. Embrace the RL life. Make Roseland great again. Make Harrison park great again. Make the center great again.



Roseland
Roseland, New Jersey is a town in Essex County. It is a part of the West Essex School District. North Caldwell, Essex Fells, and Fairfield also attend this school district. Their elementary school sucks balls and is run by crazy teachers that don't know how to run shit. The school's teachers are paid higher than most and still expect more. The craziest bitch there is Mrs. Schwartz; she's an old hag that needs to leave. The people that live in this town include snobby white families with bratty, spoiled kids. They all drive nice cars and own fairly large houses. The girls are all bitches and the boys are all dicks. The girls only care about designer clothes and Steve Madden shoes. The boys think BMXing is the coolest thing in the world and that's all they talk about. They all think they're guidos and 100% Italian. They reference Jersey Shore in most of their conversations, which gets old pretty damn fast. After about 20 minutes of being in this shit-hole you'll probably puke out roses. All the adults are just as cliquey as their bitchy daughters. Every one of those people are insane to live there and the only stores are in the Roseland Center. At the "Center" most kids will buy their drugs from Lucky's and eat at La Pizza with their nubby friends and stupid bikes. In the Springand Summer, they will do their drugs in the center or under the bridge behind Noecker.
Example:
Todd: Hey Vince, wanna go to the Roseland Town Center to get our drugs from Lucky?
Vince: Nah bro, didn't you learn anything from Officer Phil?
Todd: Fine I'll just ask some 5th grader down at Noecker.
Vince: Make sure you hide my spray-paint under the bridge


Roseland
A town in Essex County, New Jersey. This town if full of swag kids. Between the Italians, swag masters with huge houses and tiny houses, this town is amazing. The children have two choices of preschool and attend Noecker Elementary school. After that, the kids move on to either West Essex middle school, Seton hall prep, Aquinas academy or Newark academy or any other private school in the area. Most kids from this town follow a hometown rapper whom they call "Roseland God." Yet this seems very strange. Although, other towns in the the district; Fairfield, Essex Fells & North Caldwell also worship him. Besides that, most kids from Roseland are perfect people.
Example:
"Have you visited the Harrison House?"
" Nah man, I don't even know where that is!"
"Oh, silly peasant, it is in Roseland. The best town ever!"


Roselander
Slang term used to describe a homosexual from the town of Roseland, NJ. Since Roseland has the highest percentage of Homosexuals in the area, the town has become well known for this and the butt of many a gay joke.
Example:
Yeah he must be a goddamn Roselander


Roseland, NJ
An upper class town in Essex County New Jersey that is next to Essex Fells, Livingston and West Orange. Roseland, NJ is a small and sweet town that is mostly Italian and Irish (whites). It is very similar to Essex Fells, NJ.
Example:
"Dude you know that kid from Roseland, NJ?"
"Yeah that kid is a PIMP!"
"I wish that I could live in a nice area like Roseland, NJ."
"Same, I'm stuck in the crappy suburbs!"


the roseland school
A school in the southwest of england, cornwall, where mostly upper class children attend. Very rich and spoiled children who are to rich to care about anything else other then themselves alsos attend
Example:
what school do you go to ?
the roseland school

of the one ful of rich kids


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