Round up

A term used at the stage of the night where you are desperate for action but to do so will have to lower your standards. (This term is specifically used when rating girls on a numbered scale). Instead of rounding up to the next whole integer, whack on 2 points for every girl...suddenly your prospects are much better.



Round Up
Round Up is the weekend after Spring Break consisting of continuous parties by the frats of the University of Texas at Austin. All the sorority girls wear a clusterfuck of matching neon, all the other girls who never party go out just for the hell of it (or for their favorite rappers circa middle school), all the frat boys are drunk for 72 hours straight, and all the other guys are either a) so desperate to party that they pay for an overprices wristband or b) they sit inside their room watching Step Brothers.
Example:
In between the week of Spring Break and Round Up, zero fucks will be given for school.


rounding up
To consider or enact sexual fantasies that are typically reserved for sexualities other than that which you publicly declare you are.

To acknowledge the flexibility of sexuality.

To be more heteroflexible than you thought or accept, especially under the schema of compulsory heterosexuality.
Example:
A lot of straight people are rounding up


ranga round up
When you put a large number of rangas into an enclosed location and violently force them to eat dog shit.
Example:
"All of you, get into these fucking football goals, and you, fucking ranga, eat this dog shit" this is known as a ranga round up


Bogo round-up
A game in which one player swings a ball attatched to a string (prefably a soccer ball on a bungee cord) in a circle. This player tries to wrap the ball and string around another players legs. The person without the string tries to dodege the swinger by jumping or diving. If the swinger is succesful in wrapping the ballaround the other persons legs, y pull on the rope causing the victim to fall to the ground. After they achive this goal, htey shout BOGO ROUND-UP!
Example:
I beat all of my friends in bogo round-up!


Round ‘em up, get on back
“Round ‘em up, get on back” something Broden Likes to say when having sexual relations. Which causes him to need his morning brown.
Example:
-Broden, “When I fuck I like to say, Round ‘em up, get on back” -Aunty Donnas Big Ol house of fun.


If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Example:
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"


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