straight people
A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja catStraight People
People of the following characteristics
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Example:
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people đ
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people đ
Straight People
Straight people
One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people
straight people are gross
An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.
Example:
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you đ"
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you đ"
Straight People Privilege (SPP)
Example:
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
Straight People Day October 29th
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesnât matter the color of your skin itâs just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
Example:
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! Itâs going to be so fun to post about! Itâs just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender youâre supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I canât wait to celebrate!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! Itâs going to be so fun to post about! Itâs just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender youâre supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I canât wait to celebrate!