SATIN

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.



Satine
She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor.
Example:
Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies
2. she is a prostitute.

Hmm.


Satine
sa-teen
Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES!
Example:
Wow! a satine! She can sing and dance!

It looks satine to me.
I ate a satine last night.


satin
A type of material that is used in various objects
Example:
satin is used on cirtain types of Boxer shorts are made from this


Satin
1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.

2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.
Example:
1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright.

2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse


Satin
Our esteemed Lord and Savior Satin, god and overlord of the gays and The Gus (previously 'Liver Toy', previously 'THOSE WHO WILL NOT APOLOGIZE IN PROTEST TO THE PATRIARCHY', previously 'Food Homes') and unofficially the gayest online support group ever. Satin is also the father of Roomba, and also known as Bob.
Gusians: I love you guys, stay strong and liver yourselves! *GAY*
Example:
Alicia: Roomba I need your dad to forgive me
Roomba: Wdym why are you talking to my dad?
Alicia: Nooooo not your biological dad, I meant Satin!


The Satins
The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a circumcision is done, which slowly turns the stub the person has left into a blood/cum oozing mess.
Example:
doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the artical is by a handsome chap called Tristan.
Patient:???????


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