SATIN
A new religion that worships the divine fabric...
Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but
SATIN. The church of
satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to
pastafarianism.
Satine
by Milkwasabadchoice on Aug 18, 2006 09:07:09
She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the
Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by
Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by
Ewan McGregor.
Satine
by ncole on Oct 04, 2017 23:54:30
sa-teen
Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an
adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for
SARDINES!
Example:
Wow! a
satine! She can
sing and dance!
It looks satine to me.
I ate a satine last night.
satin
by Drone on Sep 14, 2005 05:25:37
Satin
by Deccashoots on May 18, 2016 23:36:49
satin
by nitasmoon on Dec 19, 2016 14:01:36
Satin
by Paige on Mar 04, 2004 10:19:36
1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "
satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a
pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled
with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.
2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.
Satin
by Allie Waters-Statan on Jul 04, 2019 09:22:53
Our esteemed Lord and Savior Satin, god and overlord of the gays and The Gus (previously 'Liver Toy', previously 'THOSE WHO WILL NOT APOLOGIZE IN PROTEST TO THE PATRIARCHY', previously 'Food Homes') and unofficially the gayest online
support group ever. Satin is also the father of
Roomba, and also known as Bob.
Gusians: I love you guys,
stay strong and liver yourselves! *GAY*
Example:
Alicia:
Roomba I need your dad to
forgive me
Roomba:
Wdym why are you talking to my dad?
Alicia: Nooooo not your biological dad, I meant Satin!
The Satins
by tristan teh terrible on Jun 04, 2017 23:15:00
The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a
circumcision is done, which slowly turns the
stub the person has left into a blood/cum
oozing mess.
Example:
doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the
artical is by a handsome
chap called
Tristan.
Patient:???????
satin
by quasi on Feb 09, 2004 03:49:24