SCHLONG

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.



schlonged
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
Example:
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.


Schlong
Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")
Example:
Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop


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