schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.



schlort
a small and rather mal-nurished penis
Example:
"luke u have a schlort"


Schlort
Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.
Example:
That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.


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