schlort
Example:
"luke u have a schlort"
"luke u have a schlort"
schlort
Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
schlort
schlort
Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
Schlort
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Example:
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
Schlort
Schlort
Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.