schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.



schlonged
when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
Example:
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.


schlonged
Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
Example:
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.


schlonged
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
Example:
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face


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