SHIT OFF

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.



shit off
same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk
Example:
Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"


shitted off
It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.
Example:
Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!


shit off
Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
Example:
Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.


Shit's off the pot
Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."
Example:
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.


shit off a shovel
Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
Example:
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.


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