Shit off
an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.shitted off
Example:
Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
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Shit Off
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shit-off
Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"
-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"
-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"
-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"
-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"
shit off
Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
Shit's off the pot
Example:
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
shit off a shovel
Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
Example:
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.