Smartphone
by Fender137 on Jun 02, 2011 20:58:03
The latest "
must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your
quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong
dosage of media bullshit.
Example:
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole
new world of
possibilities will open up to you!"
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A
Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Smartphone
by Definition4975 on Mar 07, 2019 09:17:02
Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own
a cell phone often look down at it and just
scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a
smartphone zombie.
Example:
Person with
smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like
a zombie. That's why.
Smartphone
by Matt Sunn on Apr 30, 2010 18:41:54
A
pocketable PC with internal memory, large screen, keyboard, file storage and runs on
3G CDMA or EDGE Networks. Smartphone are capable of using email clients such as exchange.
Example:
The RIM
Blackberry 9630,
Droid Cell Phone or The
HTC Incredible are highend Smartphones.
Smartphone
by radiator dust on Oct 09, 2011 00:47:05
A device which is either
touch screen or has a micro
QWERTY keyboard,
Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints.
QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.
Example:
Smartphones types:
Nokia C6-01,
HTC Wildfire,
Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.
smartphoner
by kowalewicz on Jul 10, 2018 09:49:07
Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from
convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks
because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major
panic attacks.
Example:
*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their
phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go
two seconds without having to
hurry up and get on the damn things.
Smartphone
by Twight0931 on Mar 24, 2021 11:40:32
The BEST device to
watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your
smartphone under your
bed's blanket and not get caught.