SNORK
past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.snorked
Example:
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.
or
You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.
or
You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
Snorks
A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.
It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
Example:
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
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Example:
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
The snorks
Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.
Example:
Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.
snork
Example:
I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.
I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.
snork
to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.
Example:
She laughed so hard she snorked.
After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.
She laughed so hard she snorked.
After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.
Snork
Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.
snork
-v (snork) Mod. english; 21st century Amer. slang, origin pipe and cigar forum(s)
1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, bypassing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (TLC).
1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, bypassing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (TLC).
Example:
Taste isn't all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.
Taste isn't all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.