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carpentry

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Carpentry

by Stone in Shoe Bob on Nov 03, 2009 06:34:53

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.

Example:
Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.

japanese carpentry

by Maddestmonkey on May 22, 2019 10:00:33

Japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan.

Example:
Wow carpentry really fascinates me. I will go to japan to see some japanese carpentry.

Sleep Carpentry

by Schderp on May 13, 2014 10:25:20

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.

Example:
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."

carpentry ninja

by carpentryninja1 on Jun 07, 2011 20:39:29

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

Example:
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

Dutch carpentry

by ElMormonGrande on Apr 21, 2023 07:19:34

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

Example:
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

chainsaw carpentry

by Saikotik Gunman on Jul 18, 2008 11:39:04

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.

Example:
I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.

scottish carpentry

by Jackson Greenhorn on Sep 17, 2020 14:24:18

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

Example:
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

Quiet Carpentry

by BillyKrash on Jul 31, 2021 17:35:50

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Example:
Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

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