clenched

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.



Clenching
When a woman's uterus and vagina contract causing unbelievable pleasure course through her body.
Example:
My lower belly clenched in anticipation of his cock. I could imagine it like it was happening. As my vagina was clenching, all over my body pleasure ran through my veins.


clench
adj. - When you have little time to do something; close; difficult.

Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.
Example:
"We have to be there in 5 minutes, it's gonna be pretty clench."

"I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now."

"The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench."


Clenching
A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
Example:
"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."


Clench
Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.
Example:
guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.

guy: damn. sounds wild


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