Salk

Middle aged sports enthusiast, typically white male, who takes the criticism and or defeat of their respected franchise personally. Known to voice their contempt on social media for underperforming athletes who are often half their age.



Salk
When a person is singing at such a pace that it sounds more like talking.
Example:
1) Is the lead singer good?

2) Yeah, I guess. But he doesn't have a really good voice he just kind of salks.


salking
Salking (v.) (Pronounced: Saul-king)

Salking is just the combined form of Sobbing and Talking. It's used usually to calm someone down while they're sobbing...and talking.
Example:
Person 1: *Sniff* Why c-can't we j-just be friends? *Sob*
Person 2: Please, just stop salking. It'll be better this way.


Salke
To be infront of or perform in colors of birght pink or magenta.

Example:
"That singer really knows how to wear that salke skirt! Bet she gets around!"


Salking
The form of talking but singing at the same time. Usually to add humor to boring sentences and average everyday life.
Example:
"Edna is a bad worker at subway" is just a normal sentence.

but when salking the sentence, can be humorous and fun.


Salk Middle School
this schools so gay. (better than wisdom)
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.
Example:
"I hate Salk Middle School, shits so gay"


Salk School of Science
a school in the lower east side where u can basically do no work and still pass. Half the guys r so close u don't wanna get near them and half of them r normal. Most of the girls r rich and white and pretend to be lower class then they are to not seem "spoiled." u share the building with an elementary school also and the cafeteria reeks. There r good restaurants near by. Rip Il Fornos. Also beware of coach
Example:
"you go to salk school of science right"
"yeah why"
"has coach sexually assaulted u yet"


Dr. Jonas Salk
The motherfucking badass who created the first polio vaccine. Guy was a god damn G.
Example:
Steve: Who discovered the polio vaccine?
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.


Salk School of Science
A middle school where everyone thinks that the students are geeks. But the truth is everyone pretends to be something that they're not. The white people try to act ghetto and the guys where there jeans so far down its not even funny. And the black people act white and preppy. The mixed people seem to act more white. The asian people continue to act asian except for a few exepections, in which they act black.
Most people get good grades and most classes are really crazy and everyone loves each other so it's pretty great.oh, and its in Manhattan, New York City so that explains the crazy part. one more note....you gotta understand that even if we act diferent than what we look like, thats kinda who we are. and we're never changing. until high school.....
Example:
Boy:hey wat school do you go to?
Girl:Salk School of Science
Boy:oh...
yeah SALK beats every other school!!!!!
sry couldn't think og any other example...


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