no work

A mythical thing that office workers dream of



the work
It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.
Example:
Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.


work
doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.
Example:
we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit


work it
"Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive.
While not proven or confirmed, the expression may have originated among "working girls," i.e. prostitutes/street walkers, who would make a sultry walk etc. "work" for them to attract business. If it did have that connotation, it has been lost with time, and now usually is applied more innocently.
Example:
Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl!


Work
Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs.
Example:
Dave discussing his options to Mike;

Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no bills, no debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'


WORK
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Example:
Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER


the Works
The Everything experience. This can refer to food, cars, girls, and practically anything that has an option of providing a full experience.
Example:
Ordering the Works at My Hero indicates that a customer wants all available toppings.

A girl who possesses the Works has a fine face, personality, and body.


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