Salvator

Manly sex beast, usually of Italian decent, sometimes referred to as Slav. Tend to be smart assed, egotistical and sexually alluring to females. Very attractive, funny and smart, Salvator's are excellent kisser's with an enormous penis size. Salvator's are known to always satisfy their lover, but are chronically late for meetings, appointments and dates.Salvator's are a very rare breed capable of melting the bravest of hearts with their smile. Those lucky enough to have a Salvator in their life are truly blessed.



Salvation Mill
A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Example:
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.


Salvation Fap
When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Example:
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"


Bloody Salvation
A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.
Example:
Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!


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