Samuel jackson

An alpha badass.



samuel jackson
Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Example:
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!

waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?


Samuel Jackson
An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).
Example:
Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"


Samuel Jackson
quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.
Example:
Samuel jackson is so hot bro omg


Samuel Jackson Beer
Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.
Example:
"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"


samuel jackson as fuck
something only a true black person would do, speak of, or know of.
Example:
nigga 1: man where you been?
nigga 2: just got my dreads pulled and tatted up wit my hurricane 40 oz.
nigga 1: thats samuel jackson as fuck nigga


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