Sandton

Quite possibly the capital Area of the world. No, really. Think about it:All continents were once Africa, which makes it the geological capital of the Earth.South Africa is the closest to 1st world in Africa, making it the capital country of Africa.Gauteng is the capital province of Africa.Johannesburg is the capital of Gauteng.Northern Johannesburg is the capital area of Jo'burg.Sandton is the Capital area of Northern Johannesburg.I, thus conclude, that Sandton is the capital of the world. And there r hot chix an nice houses too!!



Sandton Kids
Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
Example:
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)


Sandton Kids
Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
Example:
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)


Sandton boy
High school boys that go to Sandton to fight other gents over small things and are too scared to show their faces in pictures.

Usually think their music taste is goated when all they listen to is Playboi Carti and Yeat.

Always caught wearing oversized graphic tee's, baggy pants, caps, pearl necklaces and any typa jordan/airforce sneaker.

They aint shit either imo 🤷🏿 ♀️
Example:
just dont be a sandton boy 💯


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