As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

A 26 ounce bottle of hard alcohol, especially vodka.

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.

Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.

Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.

Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!

Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.

Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.

Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.

Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.

Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.

Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.

Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.

The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.

1. A company that produces motor vehicles
2. A brand of motor vehicle

Ford was the first company to pioneer mass production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-class to afford them. In this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.

Fords are amazing people! They enjoy playing video games and spending time with their sister. Fords never care about themselves and always put everyone, mostly their family and friends, first. They often don't care about themselves enough and get themselves into hot water or sticky situations that they can't get out of. Fords may not have many friends, but the few friends they do have are the best friends that they could wish for. Fords usually have trust issues but the people they're close with (friends and family) they trust with all their heart. Fords have short, light blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. He will always be very handsome. A Ford is the best friend you could ask for! why aren't you friends with a Ford?!