having a shit one
shit in one sock
Example:
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
one shit wonder
While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
Example:
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
lose one's shit
Example:
When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.
Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.
Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
shit-hole in one
when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
Example:
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
day one shit
a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
Example:
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
get your shit in one sock
v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
Example:
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
Lose one's shit
Verb. To become so overwhelmed with excitement or euphoria that a person literally shits themselves, often without realising or caring.
Example:
To lose one's shit:
"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"
"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."
To lose one's shit:
"You should have seen him - he was so happy with the result that he lost his shit!"
"Her crush made eye contact with her and smiled, and she lost her shit."