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measure

To MEASURE, is to compare (what you know) to (what you want to know). You need to know something first in order to compare it with something else. The only thing you can know first had is yourself. This is why they say to "know yourself" so you can measure / compare the rest of reality and make good choices on a conscious level. You are the literal "ruler" by which everything else you learn is measured with.

measurable

by CarI Johnson on Aug 02, 2019 02:19:36

Something your dick isn't

Example:
Man his penis is so small I couldn't find it in the mircoscope, making it non-measurable

measurable

by Shahdiss on Jan 30, 2015 15:31:04

Measure means : When you measure something, you find out how big or great it is , and "measurable" means able to be measured

Example:
* Be as specific as possible and make sure each step is measurable .

* a measurable improvement

Measure

by Solid Mantis on Jan 24, 2020 01:17:38

To try and size somebody up.

Example:
If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different.

Measurement

by wizardouche on Aug 26, 2020 10:08:12

Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.

Example:
My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???

last measure

by theymos on Mar 20, 2008 19:12:15

Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.

If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.

There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.

Example:
Person A: "Hey check out this cool site"

Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"

Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd"

Twisted Measure

by Pizzle your Nizzle on May 01, 2009 21:35:04

A drinking group with a singing problem.

Example:
I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers!

Subversive Measures

by Baron Neville on Feb 07, 2015 14:56:48

Subversive Measures - Refers to certain tactics or methods which are implemented or carried out either overtly or covertly or both so to achieve a political objective or intent. Such measures are no limited explicitly to political application only, but rather they can also be applied in a Social context and can be an important tool or element of Social engineering.

Example:
Subversive Measures, can be compared with the overt and covert methods utilised during the former Soviet Union in relation with implementing Censorship, a process which had been used in both political and social capacities and had been contrived by Leon Trotsky ( Preventative Censorship) and was enforced by the Glavlit agency.

Geraghty Measure

by DGRMY on Mar 01, 2010 04:32:09

In the UK, to double, or sometimes even triple the measurable amount of liquor within a cocktail or mixed alcoholic beverage is known as a Geraghty Measure.

Example:
Whisky and coke, make it a geraghty measure.

Last Measure

by TNTX32 on Aug 09, 2009 21:11:35

A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it:

-Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-Press Ctrl+W when on it
-Go to task manager and end your browser task
-Shut down your PC and restart

Links to it:
.on.nimp.org/
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org

Example:
Trick: Hey dude
Guy B: hi
Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome
Guy B: Yes!
Trick: OK, link:
Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org
Guy B: What is it
Trick: A blog about my life
Trick: I live at NYC
Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it
*HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO JEWS.WMV AAAAAAAAA*
Trick: u there?
Guy B: YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS HAPPY NOW FUCKING IDIOT?
Trick: HAHA you went to it! You got Last Measure'd!

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