(1) A country that is so envied for being rich n all, but is poor as fuck. It has very low-quality streets, inflation, poor education, extremely few universities that only people who have connections can get in, low-paid jobs. Because all the oil money goes to them kings and princes, people are left with no or shit services. Sure, we're better than some of Africa, but no where close to what an oil country should be.
(2) A country where money gets issued for projects like making better roads or building hospitals and schools, then most of The money (usually more than 50%) goes to the prince of that province, his people in The administration, and The contractors, so then the project is done with minimum expenses and less than minimum quality.
(3) A country where westerner are told not to wear shorts, carry a camera, talk to a woman when they go there because they can get shot for that... Nigga please!!! that's a buncha crap.
(4) A country from which most if not all rumors and hoaxes about The Shiite Islamic party spread out. Example, they said Shiite Muslims have tails like some animals, they claim they sit in big groups at one time of The year, turn lights off and have sex with whoever they get their hand on. The sad truth is there are people that are that ignorant to believe that kinda shit. There is no discrimination based on skin color, but there is discrimination based on which Islamic party you belong to, and it is a lot worse than all kinds of discrimination I have ever heard of. Believe me when I tell you that the education of Islamic parties in this country is not just fucked up, it is also FORBIDDEN knowledge. So if you bring a book from outside the country that talks about the Shiite party, they confiscate it at the borders.
(5) A country where Prince Mohammed Bin Fahad (of the Eastern Province) shares profit with anyone who creates a project BY FORCE. And if the guy refuses to share, his project get suspended by an order of the government.

A country located in the Middle East. Has hella oil, the country has advanced industry but their policies are fucked up. People get executed in public, for commiting small crimes (stealing and such). And women? you guessed it, they have absolutely no rights in Saudi Arabia. Oh and dont go there if you are jewish.

There is nothing except desert. It is so hot most time of the year that there is no outdoor life. Streets are generally empty during day time. Although it looks like the most conservative Muslim country from outside, it is affected by American culture so much. The famous global fast food chains can be seen in all around of the country. Gas is so cheap that everywhere is full of big American cars. It is cheaper than water.

There are lots of foreign workers here from different places of world. But especially they are from Pakistan, Indian and Philippines. They make those kinds of jobs that Saudi people do not want to do. Actually Saudi people do not want to do any job. As a result most of the jobs of country are done by foreign.
All women have to wear black dress, Muslim women also have to wear scarf besides black dress. Women cannot drive a car, it is banned. Saudi men can marry with up to 4 women. Thus, they have big family that is why they live in the big houses surrounded by walls.

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.

The country that is owns 75% of the USA's economy,

if saudi arabia stopped selling to the USA, the USA's economy would go down the shit hole.

The reason how your car moves in the morning

In the desserts of Saudi Arabia, there lived a ghost.
Small countries and relegation clubs, he loved the most.
Tremble upon his presence.
To him, you are just a hindrance.
His name is Penaldo, penalties is his point in life.
With no penalties, he wil not survive.
When you shout "Penalties!" he wil appear
Fred not, because if you shout "Brazil" he wil disappear.

This occurs when a metric fuck ton of Arabs congregate and start drifting and screeching down high-ways at extreme speeds.

The ghost of Saudi Arabia(aka. Penaldo) is a penalty stealer that loves to dive. As the saying goes: "In Saudi Arabia there lived a ghost. Penalties, he loved the most. His name is Penaldo, he loves to dive. With no penalties, he can not survive. He will haunt you if you do have pens. But if you don't, your life will come to an end."