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Schmidt
Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
Example:
That's so Schmidt.


A Schmidt
An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Example:
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.


Schmidting
When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Example:
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.


schmidt
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
Example:
Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.


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