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Basically the two options of an immigrant to get fucked by the orange species of human kind, aka. Trumpinator:1. Getting banned2. Marring himEither way you're screwed.



trump
(noun)the Japanese word for playing cards. Used either by Wapanese speakers or in Japan.
Example:
wapanese_nerd: wanna come over and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new naruto based cards


Trumps
A word said during a poker game implying you have a winning hand or to show another player their hand trumps someone else's

Kinda a bragging word used among friends at the poker table
Example:
Hey dude ur poker hand Trumps his cards because ur 4 of a kind is higher than his 4 of a kind


Trumping
shitting your pants and then walking around and denying that you shit your pants even though everyone can clearly tell that you shit your pants, and if anyone accuses you of shitting your pants, you tell them that in fact THEY shit your pants and that this part of some conspiracy against you to fill your pants with shit even though you're simultaneously claiming that there is in fact no shit in your pants. Then, out of misplaced loyalty, about 1/3rd of people convince themselves that somehow you're not obviously lying to everyone and so you then tell these foolish people that it's actually chocolate in your pants and then make them eat your shit in front of you
Example:
Person one: what the fuck is that smell?
Person two: ugh somebody's trumping


Trumped
Shitting your pants while waiting in line to vote or in a polling booth.
Example:
Goofus: Unnnnggghhhh *Frrrrrp* *PLOP*

Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?

Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my BVD's today so the turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!

Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!


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