SCHMITZ

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.



Schmitzed

by ###LL$*EI on Dec 04, 2019 09:56:45

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.
Example:
We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.


schmitz

by Duddda on Oct 26, 2006 08:25:37

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
Example:
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.


Schmitz

by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR on Dec 19, 2010 00:59:14

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.
Example:
Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.


To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch on Jun 08, 2018 19:27:52

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.
Example:
Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz


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