pear

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionaryYou people can't help looking for fruit slang



pear
THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.
Example:
Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy


pear
a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Example:
Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge


pear
The number that comes between seven and eight.
Example:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!


pear
not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
Example:
justin and cliff are pears.


pear
The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
Example:
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'


pear
Reaction to something that's so confusing, random, insane, or hilarious that all you can do is say "LOL, what?!" Refers to the lolwut.com pear. Often used in chat/IRC/social networking sites/blogs when sharing a link to a crazy website with your friends, or used in reaction to a crazy website someone has shared with you.
Example:
#1:
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.

#2:
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
Jen: *pear*


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