shapes

1) meant to describe someone who is not fat, but odd looking.



shapes
A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.
Example:
The teacher of my english class is shapes and I can't stop starring at her. She looks normal except she has huge love handles.

Well I don't know. Bobby is nice and all but he's totally shapes.


in shape
One of the most retarded terms ever. People mix it between simply having a healthy body, a body thats good for sports, and bodybuilding. Often people good at sports involving running, jumping, and doing flips are considered in shape, but people good at stuff like sumo wrestling are laughed at. A strongman with a bmi of 23% is considered out of shape but a bodybuilder on the verge of death with a bmi of 4% is considered "in shape". In the end there are different types of in shape for certain sports and having a naturally healthy body=/being in shape for a majority of sports, many atheletes aren't in shape, overall.
Example:
Person 1:You can't run as long as me in tennis, therefore you are out of shape.
Person 2:But I destroyed you in sprinting, I just burn out quicker than you and are better explosively, I'm more in shape for sprinting.
Person 1:Aren't strongman so out of shape eww.
Perosn 2:Not for their sport, many sports have athletes that aren't healthy in general but are in shape for that specific sport.

Person 1:But bodybuilders are in sooo much better shape.

Perosn 2:No, many of them go to near starvation and have unhealthily low percentages of bodyfats, usually even more unhealthy than strongman, so no, they may make bitches panties wet a lot, but they aren't "in shape".


Shaping
Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.
Example:
"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."


Shaped
1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.
Example:
"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."


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