Sheffield
by Arcangel-mike on Jul 26, 2008 09:16:46
A shitty little place Outside
Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of
pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels
nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter
Sheffield
by Walkabout101 on Nov 02, 2006 19:00:14
An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around
theme bars looking for desperate
punters.
sheffield
by sheffield citizen on May 29, 2009 04:22:34
A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of
coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under
bid redevelopments. It has a huge
multicultural community and a massive student population
Example:
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan:
SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
Dirty Sheffield
by Samuel Von Gotham on Aug 24, 2012 06:14:33
When you get a
taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of
the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the
Barnsley Fun Fair
Example:
'...her heart
longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of
the cab....
Exert from
Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
Sheffield Shuffle
by Chris Stammers on Jun 17, 2008 06:18:04
A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that
Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a
right hook. Occurs after a few
pints of Stella
Example:
Wife:
Sean, have you brought in
the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*