Shellfished Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Shellfished

When a man is an asshole and he takes you out to dinner, you order lobster just for shits and giggles and to make him pay.

shellfish

by mjw198 on May 01, 2008 21:14:28

Person or person who displays selfish behaviour. Only concerned with their own wellbeing and gain. From selfish shellfish. Can be shortened to shellers.

Example:
Joanna is such a fucking shellfish, she only thinks of herself.

shellfished

by Xiathorn^ on Dec 31, 2005 10:49:22

Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.

Example:
<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
Rofl, unlucky
shellfished

Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.

Shellfish

by itzabreezy on Feb 14, 2008 09:03:21

An ugly hoe that steals boyfriends, thinks shes the shit, thinks the world revolves around her.

Example:
1.Guy: Eww look shellfish is coming
Other Guy: Eh that nappy ass hoe run away... YAHHH BITCH YAHHH

2. Shelby Roberts

Shellfish

by The Moon Eclipsed on Jul 22, 2008 09:08:13

A very good looking, intelligent person, who is extremely generous, sexy and awesome in bed. Some consider a shellfish to be god-like.

Example:
That guys is such a shellfish!

Selfish Shellfish

by YapmelkXela on Oct 15, 2009 10:04:45

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Example:
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Salty Shellfish

by Eaton Holgoode on May 12, 2015 01:34:37

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Example:
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

selfish shellfish

by Looney Larry on Jan 31, 2010 20:19:39

A shellfish that won't share a thing

Example:
Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.

Shellfish

by Glenn Thomas on Aug 22, 2020 22:17:11

A selfish person that takes manipulates you for their own benefit what they can while only revealing a fascade or shell of their true personality

Example:
She’s not like that dude, she only wants your tickets. She’s completely shellfish.

Shellfish

by HelAGEDDOGS on Apr 18, 2019 22:56:37

Khloe Kardash ate some shellfish and died dou to shellfish allergies.

Example:
Khloe Kardash and shellfish don't belong together

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