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the helicopter

when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.

the helicopter

by ZakkyZebra on Feb 23, 2010 08:53:21

the helicopter is a crazy ass sex position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the sex art. unless you're the expert.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits

CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.

Example:
Guy: omfg dudeeeee.... me and stacy did the helicopter last night.....

Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....

Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up

the helicopter

by mikeylyle on Feb 21, 2007 05:47:19

When you are having sex doggy style and you balance yourself without using your arms or legs and you spin around.

Example:
Ben: "Hey, Samantha, would you like me to give you 'the helicopter' ride?"

Samantha: "No, Ben, because last time your dick ripped off."

the helicopter

by penguinsroc666 on Oct 22, 2009 12:42:08

where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.

Example:
i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.

the helicopter

by Dr A. Ris on Apr 02, 2003 22:19:37

A sexual S&M act. To preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations

Example:
"You've been a very naughty boy Davey, I think somebody needs a helicopter!"

the helicopter

by Barbiegirl007 on Apr 03, 2006 03:29:17

Term used to describe a full-blown temper tantrum, characterized by throwing onesself onto the floor and violently flailing their limbs, kicking and screaming.

Example:
If Mark doesn't buy me the new Mercedes SLK for my birthday I'm going to have to show him THE HELICOPTER!

Helicopter Helicopter

by Tigre._.? on Dec 08, 2021 03:31:05

Helicopter Helicopter

Example:
Helicopter Helicopter!

The Helicopter

by Bad Cactus on Jun 17, 2017 12:09:19

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Example:
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

Helicoptering

by Weewee weapon on Sep 13, 2016 12:44:59

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

Example:
One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.

helicopter

by tilded on Apr 18, 2003 01:45:26

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.

Example:
I helicoptered right in front of your mom.

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