Shield
by zingeraddict on Oct 01, 2011 17:38:12
1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried
on the arm, meant to
intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or
battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Example:
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night
Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by
Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old
roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Shield
by DEV-il on Feb 06, 2010 09:59:19
Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and
maliciously before retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in relative safety—plots when next to strike. See
Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this translates as a
malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch
Example:
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm
calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty
cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll
call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
Shield
by Kwing on Oct 29, 2009 12:37:21
The Shield
by Kyle on Jan 30, 2005 07:15:23
A TV series on FX that centers on a morally-challenged LA cop named
Vic Mackey. But there's stories that focus on other cops as well in the
precinct, besides Vic, which makes the show even more compelling.
It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.
It's
TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.
The Shield
by The Abear 53 on Apr 14, 2013 05:20:41
The triumvirate of
Dean Ambrose; Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. (Two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)
They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out
Sheamus, Cena,
Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
Example:
5 year old 'Damn! that stupid Shield just
beat up John Cena. John Cena is superman! He is justice! They're evil!'
Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'
Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena;
Ryback,
Sheamus and Orton'
Shields
by Sumo no 5. on Sep 17, 2008 18:08:45
name: A surname (common: 1 in
5000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #
580)
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not
hesitate to help somebody out.
shield
by flipyoutoo on Feb 16, 2008 14:35:58
a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real
shields are carried by cops and their superiors (
sgt,
lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.