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intercept

to yank someone's dick with your hand

Intercepting

by pujneet on Nov 02, 2010 06:13:24

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

Example:
We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

interception

by serphas on Sep 09, 2014 09:27:20

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.

Example:
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions

Interception

by Jock 059 on Jan 08, 2010 00:23:12

When you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among Football Jocks)

Example:
jock 1: Matt intercepted carly right from Dylan !!

jock2: That kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea I feel kinda bad for Dylan though

interception

by esj5004 on Sep 04, 2007 04:11:17

When you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

Also used in the present tense as "intercepted"

Example:
Person 1: I went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude's mouth.

Person 2: INTERCEPTION!

Interception

by ChodeMcgee on Apr 05, 2010 11:10:44

When a man is about to ejaculate on a woman's face, and she catches the jizz and throws it back in his face.

Example:
Don't tell anyone bro, but after I came on her face, she went for the interception. Who does that?!

interception

by brett farve the great on Oct 23, 2008 11:21:23

a pass thrown to the wrong team

Example:
every time kelsey is quarterback she throws an interception

Intercept

by Reginald on Mar 04, 2004 05:28:17

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

Example:
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

Interception

by Fishdick Jesus on Jan 16, 2014 02:33:27

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

Example:
I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

the interception

by pizzle47 on Nov 12, 2009 09:18:54

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it

Example:
interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight

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