Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval



shit mother fuck
this can mean just about anything. It can be used as a noun, adj, or even a verb.
Example:
EX: can you pass the shit mother fuck?

how was your day and shit mother fuck?

Yeah, I had to do the dishes and shit mother fuck.

do you like her and shit mother fuck?


shit Mother TITTY NUTS!
The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
Example:
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute


shit mother fucker fuck shit situation
As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Example:
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."


Mother Shit
The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.
Example:
I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.


Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker
An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
Example:
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "


shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch
the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
Example:
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.


shit mother dick
Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick


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