back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute. also see, front-porching



back porch
A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.

Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.
Example:
Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.


Back Porch Light
The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
Example:
Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.


Back Porch Weed
The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"


Debbies Back Porch
Debbie's back porch AKA: Debs or Debs-mauth is the most ghetto redneck bar in Land O Lakes, Florida. If you want to find some crazy snookers and get roofied by Roofy-Ray check it out! Also has mad-bowling game to play when snooked up, watch out for the jello-shots and the canook!
Example:
Hey man are we going to Debbies back porch tonight to get some snookers and pick up some Racetrack hotties?

I don't know man I don't want to get roofied by Roofy-Ray, make sure you cover beer.

Awh come on we can get some debs-mouth.


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