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The Shitis
The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
Example:
I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.


The Shitis
Pronounced "Shy-tiss"

It's a combination of having the shits and the itis. You go out, eat big meal from a questionable buffet and spend the rest of the day either crapping your pants or falling asleep, or worse, both simultaneously.
Example:
Gary: Hey Pete, you ain't looking good.

Pete: Ug, I ate at Number 1 Super Indian Buffet for lunch. Now I got the Shitis.

Gary: The what?

Pete: the Shitis. I keep falling asleep whenever I'm not pooping my brains out.

Gary: Shitty.


SHITI
A Cooler/Lifestyle Brand that embraces good times, good music, and the rusted up piece of shit cooler Grandpa left behind. If it aint a YETI cooler, its a SHITI Cooler.
Example:
Dude, why the fuck would you buy a YETI? Just Put a SHITI Sticker on your old Coleman!

I don't give a rats ass, I'm gettin' SHITI tonight.


Shity Rail
1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.
Example:
Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.


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