Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.



Shorted
When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.
Example:
When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.


short-shorts
a pair of shorts that exposes parts of the leg that are not meant to be exposed

usually worn by females, or males who are extremely comfortable with themselves
Example:
"nice short-shorts!!!(guy smiling and giving thumbs up)"

"ew, those short-shorts are showing more than I need to see!"


Short Shorts
What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.
Example:
Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."


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