Matta
by Muzal on May 07, 2007 00:51:51
Unit measuring the
tightness of a vagina. The
matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between
-5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2
Mattas.
Example:
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2
mattas or some shit. I was
splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"
Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
Mattas
by MacMattas on May 15, 2011 00:21:25
Example:
"That Mattas was a
gift from God!"
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"
Can also be used as a synonym for
erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'
Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'
matta
by Buduka on Nov 13, 2011 02:49:59
matta is a status of being drunk. it means you are
out of control. you flame everybody and destroy everything all around. mattaness makes
you mad and you
step out of your mind for drinking a lot.