painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
Example:
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
Paint the ceiling red
paint the ceiling red
painting daddy's ceiling
When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Example:
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.