Slam dancing

A craze where people actually slam themselves into other people. Violent but fun til you get hurt.



slam dancing
Slam dancing started when punk rock music started. It is the original form of "moshing". Back in the mid 70's and in the 80's punk rockers slammed danced. There wasn't any hardcore violence involved. Ask anyone who actually lived through the era of punk rock and they will tell you the truth about slam dancing. "Moshing" is a new term for slam dancing but isn't slam dancing at all. Slam dancing basically consisted of jumpin around and not really doing any actual dance moves. It wasn't purposly violent dancing.
Example:
"Hey look at those scenester kids "moshing" and thinkin they are slam dancing."


slam dancing
Form of dancing brought about by early punk and thrash bands, now mainly used in the presence of modern hardcore and metalcore. Unlike a general mosh pit, slam dancing actually shows signs of enjoying the music and having a brain. By using kicks and punches, the dance is a way to let off violent energy without actually hurting anybody.
Example:
There's too many nu-metal kids grinding on each other's bodies for us to go slam dancing.


Slam Dance
Where a small, gay emo kid punches away the frusration on having tiny untouched genitals in a circle of people hoping they dont get punched in face by the tool acting like an epileptic street fighter.
Example:
1: Is that kid training to be a Ghost Buster?
2: Naw, he's being attacked by invisible bee's
1: Really? Do i hear Hawthorn Heights?
2: YEA! He must be a slam dancer


slam dance
A "dancing" style often adopted by hardcore or scene kids that involves a lot of thrashing around, windmill moves, and throwing yourself around etc. Kinda like a mosh pit but getting much less hurt!
Example:
Man, you should slam dance! It's so hardcore!


slam dancing
A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.
Example:
At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.


slam dancing
A type of action done by kids who are too weak to get into a real mosh pit so they must pretend fight so they won't get knocked on their asses.
Example:
"Look at thos wannabes slam dancing"
"Yea too bad there's not a real mosh pit around"


Slam Dancing
What hardcore and some emo kids do when they go to metal shows. It consists of randomly swinging their arms and kicking in random directions. The point of these people is so that true metalheads have a reason to be pissed off and therefore mosh harder. A new game has arisen in the metal scene called "Who owns slam dancers the hardest."
Example:
"Those kids are slam dancing. Lets stomp them."


slam dancing
Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).
Example:
Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!


slam dancing
a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid
Example:
"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."


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