Slurpee

A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.



Slurpee
A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.
Example:
You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!


Slurpee
Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio
Example:
"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"


Slurpee
A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11
Example:
“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”


Slurpee
the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it
Example:
R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?

G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.


Slurpee
In addition to the drink, code word for alerting your girfriend that you want to cut out and get a blowjob (while in a public place) or that she wants to cut out and blow you.
Example:
"wannna go get a slurpee?"


Slurpee
When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.
Example:
Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!


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