Smart

1- To have proper spelling2- To know what's good for you, whether you do it or not3- To do what's best4- To look at both issues5- To admit your mistakes6- To not overdo it7- To not need to be told every little detail8- To wonder constantly9- To understand10- To be weird11- To think for yourself12- The exact opposite of Poodle13- To not suck up14- To have a good sense of humor15- To not pretend to be something you're not16- To let he idiots embarass themselves17- To question everything



Smart
Smart: a person who looks past superficiality as means of purpose; one who makes sound judgment, uses distinct affective words to express themselves, and knows when to keep Fuc*in quiet!
Example:
When the time came to talk to the guy she had a crush on, she was smart with her tactics and thoroughly occupied his attention.


Smart
Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Example:
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."


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