Sneaker Head

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers



sneaker head
One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Example:
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD


Sneaker head
Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts
Example:
Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!


Sneaker head
A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.
Example:
Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."


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