Splut

An extreme version of a slut.



splut
The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)
Example:
Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*


splut
1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.
Example:
"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"

"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"


splut
A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.
Example:
That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!


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