Springsteen's

When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.



springsteen
A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.
Example:
After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.


springsteen
(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.
Example:
"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."


Springsteen
To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.
Example:
My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!


Springsteened
The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
Example:
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"

Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."

ex. 2

Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"

Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"

Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."

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Bruce Springsteen
Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Example:
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!


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