defender

NounOrigin: The Simpsons"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.



Defender
The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.
Example:
My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.


Defender
The best arcade game ever. Fiendishly hard game where you had to destroy evil aliens before they killed all the humans on the planet below. Used a awful button scheme with 5 buttons and a joystick, but still quite fun.
Example:
Defender kicks ass!


defend
In America this means terminating anyone and everyone for their own personal security, even if it meant the entire world would be destroyed. It's also common to attack weak countries that could possibly stand up against them in certain ways, or for national benefit.

And then call it "Defending"

This can also be described as: "Fighting for peace" or more correctly "Fighting for our peace, screw everyone else"
Example:
Let's attack iraq and take their oil, it could be to our benefit in the long run. While saying it's to defend our country.

This is correct yet egoistic.


Sex defender
Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders
Example:
A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"


public defender
A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."
Example:
"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."


defending the shield
Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
Example:
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"


Core defender
Number one on the list for the strongest units on Command and Conquer. Number two was Mammtoh mk. ii
It is a giant mech taller than a skyscraper that can transform into a shell, then transform again to wreak havoc with its Defender Obelisk Lasers.
Example:
GDI Commander- Watch out! Cabal's Core Defender is about to attack our base! Where the hell are those reinforcements??


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