Stance
by bob beeflips on Jun 18, 2009 02:10:09
Standing at a
dance; see,
junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over
obnoxious music.
Example:
Lindsey:
Shelby, are you going to the
9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade
stance tonight.
Stance
by Larry The Bus Driver on Dec 25, 2006 01:11:45
Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is
Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said
Stancer and say "
STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their
contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.
Example:
"Damn girl, why are you
stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."
"Jeez will you look at the stance on
Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"
"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just
stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."
Stance
by Camberadam on Jul 31, 2012 04:59:17
Refers the quality and/or location of a female breast augmentation.
The higher on the chest & larger volume, the better the
stance of her breasts. Those who do not prefer
augmented breast must avoid using the the word when describing natural breasts.
Example:
Eric: have you seen the stance on
Jenny's new tits?
Adam: no, I haven't. How are they?
Eric: her doc stretch & poked them perfectly.
Adam: I just saw her, she is
stanced!
stance
by xTheJakeRx on Dec 28, 2009 08:32:31
(verb) - to adjust a car's
camber, ride height, and
spacing, so that the
sidewall of the tire sits as flush as possible with the fender/quarter panel. A common trend and style impersonated on drift and show cars alike, originating from the older Japanese domestic market.
stanc
by polarbearswipesu on May 05, 2011 07:40:44
Stanc. The 'a' is pronounced ahh. From the word
Hayastanci. Abbreviation for Armenians that are born and raised in
Armenia.
Example:
Look at that
Stanc speeding down Brand blvd.
He is all
Stanced out in his Ed Hardy gear with rhinstones.
That Stanc just
rabiz kicked one of those Burbank gyots.
Stanced
by Heavy Pootis Guy on Mar 12, 2014 20:13:41
(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has
had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the
undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.
stanced
by bringvineback2k17 on Oct 09, 2019 23:23:11
a word used to describe
anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus
getting in a fighting
stance (hence stanced)
Example:
That mf had me absolutely stanced when he
insulted my friend.
I am so stanced right now I
dare her to try to
talk to me.
stancing
by pagodasplan on Jul 16, 2015 22:46:01
A combination of a
stance and dancing, in which a person
plants their feet in
a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.
Example:
Let's have a
stance off.
Rachel: Yo did you see how hard
Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance
as great as she does.