Star Jones
The co-host of
ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back
to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of.
Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.
Star Jones
by Erg25 on Jan 19, 2005 04:34:53
A fat,
loudmouth black woman who had the
audacity to have her wedding
sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.
star jones
by K40 on Jan 14, 2004 12:42:48
Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does
payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a
whole man.
star jones
by Shan on Feb 17, 2004 04:56:01
star jones
by camp_slappy on Feb 12, 2005 11:48:43
(n.) a
heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless,
sexless lie.
(v.) to
luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.
Example:
Why are you so surprised that
Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't play with your titties? Girl, you are star
jonesin!!!! You better
annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.
Star jones
by Rosie O'Donnell (That's right) on May 03, 2010 06:00:49
Star Jones Reynolds
by Ayi Delisi on Nov 20, 2004 03:50:21
Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at
ABC's The View. Recently got married to
Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.
Example:
I saw
Star Jones with
Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got
pissy and sat on Al.