Straight people
A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja catStraight people
One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people
Straight People
People of the following characteristics
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Example:
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people đ
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people đ
Straight People
straight people are gross
An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.
Example:
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you đ"
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you đ"
Straight People Privilege (SPP)
Example:
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
Straight People Day October 29th
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesnât matter the color of your skin itâs just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
Example:
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! Itâs going to be so fun to post about! Itâs just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender youâre supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I canât wait to celebrate!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! Itâs going to be so fun to post about! Itâs just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender youâre supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I canât wait to celebrate!